Mutant dust bunny numbers on the increase as domestic apathy continues
12 August 2021
Recent studies from The Collins Institute of Unreliable Research reveal that a "Really, I just can't be arsed and besides they just keep coming back" attitude towards domestic tidiness is creating perfect conditions for mutant strains of dust bunny to proliferate.
This video shows massive wind-borne dust bunny variants coalescing into what dust bunnyologists technically define as a Swarming Bunnycluster.
Bunnyclusters are forming more frequently for two reasons; the increase of dust bunny variants of concern and the dust bunny’s incredibly strong innate homing instinct.
The increasing number of dust bunny variants and mutations occur when household chores are neglected.
The unregarded clothes piled everywhere, unswept floors, unvacuumed carpets, laundry hung out to dry all over the place - these all create uncountable opportunities for a dust bunny to accumulate threads, fabrics, fibres and sundry bits that would not normally accumulate in nature.
Shown here is a proto mutant dust bunny. Note fluff, thread, a bit of a weird stick and random hairs
Additionally experts in dust bunnyology agree that a dust bunnies homing instinct is extraordinarily strong.
Experimental housecleaning studies at the Collins Institute have shown that, no matter how fastidiously a house is ‘cleaned’, dust bunnies will always reappear the moment the vacuum cleaner has been put away.
These two factors combine to create a genus of mutant mega-dust bunny that cluster enthusiastically and then aggressively try to force their way into a house.
A swarming bunnycluster tries to force its way back into a recently tidied house.
When no domestic refuge is available, majestic herds of mutant mega-dust bunnies will migrate en masse seeking out new, more hospitable territories.
Contrarians deny the issue stating "They’re just tumbleweeds. Do your research."
